Women’s T-Shirt | I'm Not Always a Train Wreck (Just Kidding) Toot Toot
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.00 |
Soft, midweight cotton with a cheeky vintage train graphic — this tee wears like a familiar joke you can pull out at any laid-back day. The semi-fitted silhouette drapes close to the body without feeling tight. A distressed-style steam engine illustration sits inside a circular badge with the humorous line “I’m not always a train wreck — just kidding, toot toot,” giving the shirt a tongue-in-cheek, retro roadside vibe. Wear it to coffee runs, casual meetups, or on slow weekend drives when you want your outfit to match your sense of humor. The lightweight but substantial fabric and reinforced seams keep the shirt looking good wash after wash, while the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck comfortable.
This tee belongs to people who prefer dry humor and vintage-inspired graphics — those who enjoy low-key statements and a little self-deprecating wit. It slips easily into capsule wardrobes and pairs well with denim, worn-in jackets, or a cozy cardigan for cooler nights. Throw it on for a relaxed morning, an easy night out, or when you want to break the ice with a grin rather than a line of small talk.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; varying cotton/poly blends for heathers and antiques
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for durable everyday wear
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for reinforced stitching
- Side seams and neck/shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Semi-fitted cut with a tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester), antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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